You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
