plz talk dirty to me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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