Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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