..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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