i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Oh god it's open bar.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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