If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I came so hard my ears popped.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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