Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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