maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I will be naked everywhere
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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