That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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