that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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