just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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