Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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