Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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