Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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