Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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