When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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