maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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