I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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