I must be too annoying 4 u.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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