I just cut my nipple shaving
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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