The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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