Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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