i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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