To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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