Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
please don't ironically join a cult
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