What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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