Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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