is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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