And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
