Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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