What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
