Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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