Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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