My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Randomize
