Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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