Me. At least after what I've been through.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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