Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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