Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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