I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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