I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I bet he comes in French.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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