My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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