Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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