I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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