I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
foreskin is a definite game changer
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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