she looked like the bat from fern gully.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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