girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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