it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I had to cum in my sink.
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