I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
God, I missed his penis.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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