your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize