How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
