Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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