i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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