if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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