I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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