Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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